[link] I am now obsessed with this song. Still alive by GLaDOS from the game Portal. I havent actually played it since its for Xbox and I have yet to attain an Xbox, but Im getting it for Xmas(thats how we say Christmas in the porn industry) so I is happeh. That is all.

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Rules

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Tag three, and all that good stuff.

Characters:
Hyde
Kei-chan
Akumatsu
Kugora(havent used her in a while...)

1. How old are you?
Hyde: 14!
Keisuke: 15. *takes out a pocky box*
Akumatsu: 27.
Kugora: ...Uh...

2. How tall are you?
Hyde: 5'3! (it changes...)
Keisuke: 5'8? I dunno... I grew again a few days ago...
Akumatsu: 6'0.
Kugora: 5'6 last time I checked.

3. Do you have any bad habits?
Hyde: Keisuke has a bad temper!
Keisuke: Mind your own buisness! Hyde acts like a little kid!
Akumatsu: Keisuke-sama has bad eating habits too...
Keisuke: Shut up! Your a stalker!
Kugora: Morons.

4. Are you a virgin?
Hyde: Keisuke, whats a virgin?
Keisuke: *blush* WHAT THE HELL KINDA QUESTION IS THAT!?
Akumatsu: *coughs, adjusts glasses and blushes slightly*
Kugora: ....Why am I here?

5. Who is your mate/spouse?
Hyde: Keisuke is my bestest buddy so I pick him!
Keisuke: *thinks of a girl in kendo club* *blush* Uh... THATS A STUPID QUESTION!
Akumatsu: *looks at Keisuke* *Keisuke glares back* Nevermind.
Kugora: *stopped paying attention a long time ago*

6. Do you have any kids?
Hyde: Theres my pet bunny... Does he count?
Keisuke: IM FIFTEEN!!
Akumatsu: Not at the moment, I have my hands full watching Keisuke-sama and Hyde-chan.

7. What's your favorite food?
Hyde: Lollies!
Keisuke: Finally, a normal question. Strawberry pocky, obviously.
Akumatsu: Ill eat whatevers at hand.
Kugora: RAMEN!
Me: I thought you left.
Kugora: Shut up.

8. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Hyde: Keisuke, can we get ice cream afterwards??? Please??
Keisuke: I have to work!
Akumatsu: Keisuke-sama! Take us out for ice cream!!
Keisuke: Youre not included in this conversation! Go away!

9. Have you killed anyone?
Hyde: Mommy said that I killed her...
Keisuke: You've never done anything wrong, Hyde. Your moms nuts.
Akumatsu: Once when a case went wrong I didnt have a choice so I did.

10. Do you hate anyone?
Hyde: No, most everyones really nice to me.
Keisuke: ....No, but I have rivals.
Akumatsu: Not really, no.

11. Do you love anyone?
Hyde: I love you, Keisuke!
Keisuke: Shut up Hyde!
Akumatsu: I used to, but that didnt end well.......

12. What is your job?
Hyde: I help Keisuke's grampa run his record shop sometimes.
Keisuke: Im a detective.
Akumatsu: Im Keisuke-sama's assistant.

13. Boy or girl?
Hyde: Imma boy! ^^
Keisuke: Boy. Thats the dumbest question Ive heard so far.
Akumatsu: Im a boy, thankyouverymuch.

14. What do you do to relax?
Hyde: Go to Keisuke's house, play with my bunny, or sleep
Keisuke: Ill do an easy case, eat some pocky, or just listen to some music at Gramp's shop.
Akumatsu: Wander around town or go to the shooting range.

15. What song do you think best describes yourself?
Hyde: Carramelldansen Speedy Cake Mix!
Keisuke: Almost by Bowling for Soup
Akumatsu: I have no idea.

16. Do you have any hidden talents or something no one else knows about you?
Hyde: THere are things Ive never told anyone but Keisuke, but Keisuke knows everything.
Keisuke: If I told you then it wouldnt be a secret anymore... stupid.
Akumatsu: Its. A . Secret.

17. What do you think of your creater?
Hyde: She gives me lollies!
Keisuke: She'd be ok if shed never had given me that stupid nickname.
Me: Kei-chan? Its cute.
Keisuke: Its stupid!
Akumatsu: She only named me this to call me akuma. TT_TT

18. What color is your hair?
Hyde: Black, but it was lighter when I was little.
Keisuke: Black.
Akumatsu: Also black.

19. What's your sexual orientation?
Hyde: Whats that mean?
Keisuke: STRAIGHT! MORON!
Akumatsu: Im a little bi... but mostly straight.

Jesus that took forever. I tag and

stolen from someone random

[x ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. [ ] Your parents are still married (dunno what that has to do with being happy...)
[ x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[x ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard (i never use it tho)
T 0 T A L: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.
[x ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up. (once by my brother -_-)
[x ] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x ] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 6


[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace. (myspace is for stalkers)
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (dont have one tho)
[ ] You get allowance.
[x ] You collect something normal. (manga, hats, and old bottles)
[x] You look forward to going to school.
[ x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x ] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 5


[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ x] You aren't self-consious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[ x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name. (what does this have to do with being happy?)
[x] You own a pet.
[x ] You know the words to 5 songs. [ ] You don't have any enemies. (lol)
[x] You are a generally nice person. (but dont push it either)
T O T A L: 8
Total all: 27

i'm 81% happy

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".

How social are you?

[x] You have at least 1 friend
[x] You have at least 5 friends
[x] You have at least 10 friends
[x] You have more than 10 friends
Total so far: 4

[x] You know someone else's parents (excluding family)
[x] You know someone else's grandparents (excluding family)
[] You know someone else's Great Grandparents (Excluding family)
[x] You know someone else's Stepparents (Excluding family)
[] You know someone else's Aunt or Uncle
Total so far: 3

[x] You know someone else's cousin.
[x] You know someone else's brother or sister.
Total so far: 2

[x] You have been to a friend's house.
[] You have been to a friend's cousin's house.
[] You have been to a friend's grandparent's house.
Total so far: 1

[x] You have many friends online.
[x] You get along with those younger than you.
[x] You get along with those older than you.
[] You get along with anyone.
[x] You speak with people you don't know.
[] You send lots of E-Mail/IMs.
Total of All: 14

Multiply that by 3, and you have a percentage.
I be tagging and

British
[ x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5


Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[x ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6

Russian
[ x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named NaTasha.
[x ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6


Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4

American
[ x] You hate foreigners. (not all foreigners, just tourists.)
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[] You love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

Belgian:
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[] You think Belgian (or Hungarian or Swiss) chocolate rules.
[] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[x ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3

Dutch:
[] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 5

Lol, Im the worst american EVUH.